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Sunday, May 1, 2011

Merry Masturbation Month!



Hello, my name is Dioneo, and I'm a masturbator.

As you may already know, May is International Masturbation Month.  While I imagine most visitors to this blog celebrate year-round, I invite you to make a special effort throughout this month to show your appreciation to yourself.  Give yourself a hand--or a toy if that's how you roll--for May is a month where you celebrate you.

Original photo courtesy of Random Nudes, via Cantamar.  Modified by Dioneo Daspanca.
Posted by Dioneo at 12:44 AM
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8 comments:

  1. HedoneMay 1, 2011 at 5:39 AM

    I celebrate the joy of masturbation long and often. Thank you for inviting me to celebrate along with you and the masses.

    Happy wanking! :-)

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  2. PinkMay 1, 2011 at 9:26 AM

    I'm imagining a virtual circle jerk. And I like it. Everybody now! :)

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  3. AnonymousMay 1, 2011 at 11:03 AM

    I will celebrate. Right. Now. ;-)

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  4. DrenchxoxoMay 1, 2011 at 1:50 PM

    As the clock struck midnight, I do believe I was actively celebrating (wink)

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  5. AnonymousMay 1, 2011 at 4:40 PM

    Fucked last night. Played this morning.....Happy Masturbation Month!!!!!

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  6. AnonymousMay 1, 2011 at 8:22 PM

    I had no idea there was an International Masturbation Month...
    Let's celebrate then!

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  7. Raven RedMay 2, 2011 at 6:19 AM

    I saved hard and long to afford the batteries...now if you will excuse me, I need to go and do some shopping!

    And you congratulations on being Pink's blog of the month!!

    Hugs

    Raven

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  8. DioneoMay 3, 2011 at 10:22 AM

    Thanks, Hedone! Masturbating is even more fun with others!

    Thanks, Pink! Now that's a lovely thought!

    Thanks, Sweets! Hope you had fun! (I know I did)

    Thanks, Kirsti! What a coincidence... ;)

    Thanks, Carolina, and welcome to the site! You're on a roll! I look forward to reading through your blog.

    Thanks, R! Well, *National* Masturbation Month was started in the 90s in San Francisco. I don't know when it got promoted to International (or maybe I just promoted it). But this is one issue on which all nations of the world should be able to agree.

    Thanks, Raven! I'm sure those batteries will be put to good use. And thanks for the congrats. I'm following in some lovely footsteps!

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