Monday Photo Haiku: Flu, or something like it

No haiku today...

My body is a warzone.

I'll be back next week.

Mucus Max appears courtesy of whoever makes those dumb commercials.  I don't have the mental function to look it up right now.

Fun with Memes #1

...because why the hell not?

Every spanker should have this poster on his wall as a reminder:

And maybe keep this one in his pocket for handy reference:

This one isn't really an internet meme...yet.

Credits:

• Photo used in "Spankings" poster by Me in My Place.  Composite by Dioneo Daspanca.
• Flow chart "When to end a hand spanking" by Dioneo Daspanca.
• Photo of Katjia at chalkboard courtesy of Whipped Ass, via The Pink Papers.  Composite by Dioneo Daspanca.

Monday Photo Haiku: Foamy Lips

The sea's foamy lips...

With reflection she's centered,

And getting quite wet.

Photo courtesy of Niente, via Yubioshi_Reblog.

Photo Haiku: Valentine's Day

Happy Valentine's—

In time your bodies degrade,

But your love need not.

Photo courtesy of It's Maui Bitch, author unknown.

Venting on a Valentine

I want to say that the sun struggles to pierce the clouds,
That it gasps at overcoming the hills,
All so its rays can reach you,
All so it can give a pleasant glow to your skin and hair,
The warm light that your beauty sure deserves;
But that I'm willing to get in its way,
Willing to block it all out,
Willing to eclipse the sun,
If that's what it takes to kiss you.

I want to say basically that,
But I want to say it with good meter and rhyme
Which is fucking hard.

Erato, muse of poetry,
Thou art a bitch.

Photo Haiku: Super Bowl Monday

Regrets from the bar...

Black coffee corrects one end,

Black suede the other.

Photo "Kat" by Damon Loble, via Tush.

I must be seeing things again...

The snow must be getting to me...

Or maybe it's being cooped up indoors...

Or having to navigate the icy roads...

Whatever it is, I have a pronounced desire to thoroughly spank the goddess of snow.  Have you seen that naughty Snowzilla?

Credits:

• Cloud photo courtesy of NASA's GOES-13 satellite.
• Naughty girl photo used for bump map courtesy of Ciao Bella.
• Composition by Dioneo Daspanca.