Monday Photo Haiku: To a Friend

Congratulations!

May your marriage be replete

With love and spankings.

Photo coutesy of Lorem Ipsum, via Afterbeat.

Monday Photo Haiku: I wish I were a bicycle seat...

Let's dust off the bikes!

May I draft in your scent, and

Coast along your curves?

Photo courtesy of ErOOups.com, via Visual Clips.

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...there was some spankin' goin' on.

This afternoon at the local nerd council, one of my bespectacled comrades remarked that today was Star Wars Day. I admit that I plum forgot (I know, for shame. You can deduct points from my nerd score). Since there's still a couple of hours left, I figured there was still time to post something in celebration, so here you go...

"You are a part of the Rebel Alliance and a brat!"

If you enjoy spanko-nerd humor and have both a spanking and Star Wars fetish, you might want to check out a piece I posted a while ago: "Some Sunday Silliness."  

Happy Star Wars Day!

May the Fourth be with you!

Still from Star Wars and hairbrush acquired from Google Images.  Composite by Dioneo Daspanca.

Merry Masturbation Month!

Hello, my name is Dioneo, and I'm a masturbator.

As you may already know, May is International Masturbation Month.  While I imagine most visitors to this blog celebrate year-round, I invite you to make a special effort throughout this month to show your appreciation to yourself.  Give yourself a hand--or a toy if that's how you roll--for May is a month where you celebrate you.

Original photo courtesy of Random Nudes, via Cantamar.  Modified by Dioneo Daspanca.

In the News: You're not as deviant as you think (yeah, right...)

The New York Post recently profiled a soon-to-be-released book A Billion Wicked Thoughts, which analyzes Google search data to discern sexual proclivities.  The researchers basically argue that categories of fetish thought to be deviant (i.e. rare) among sex therapists are in fact quite common.  The Post's article, linked here, describes the findings in more detail and provides some critique.  I haven't read the book, so I'll reserve comment, but I thought my readers might like the heads up on this study, considering how deviant you all are. ;)

Monday Photo Haiku: Traditionally Bare

So why do we tend

To use piles of fine fabric

To bury treasure?

Photo courtesy of Clip, via Déculottée.

Monday Photo Haiku (on Friday): Feeling Nasty and Used

Act of submission

That leaves you in agony?

Paying your taxes.

Happy Tax Day!

I apologize to my readers and friends for my unanticipated hiatus these last couple of weeks. I hope to return to regular posting/commenting/chatting soon.

Photo courtesy of NickTheDick Reloaded, modified by Dioneo Daspanca.