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Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Types of Spanked Butts

Those of you who follow tushist Tumblrs probably have seen the
following image pop up on your feed:

But you may not have seen this one:


  • Original image courtesy of Tush.  Author unknown.
  • "Types of Spanked Butts" composition by Dioneo Daspanca.
  • Splotch for "The Van Gogh" taken from "Red Poppies and Daisies" by Vincent Van Gogh.


  1. That's a masterpiece, Dioneo. I wonder if I can attempt the "Smileys" on my "Standard Issue" behind?

    Another thing for the to-do list.

  2. lol @ medium rear and the Van Gogh

  3. Excellent, Dioneo. I have seen the first illustration before but as Pink says, the second is a masterpiece. I love "Precision" with the handprints, and "English" is very fitting with the stripes from a caning. Very public school.

  4. Thanks for the smile, these were great.

  5. LOL! I agree with comment above -- Masterpiece! Love your updated chart. ;-)

  6. Thanks, Pink! I would think the the Smileys would take a bit more of a canvass than the Standard Issue provides. But I look forward to the report on your attempt!

    Thanks, Kirsti! Unlike steaks, I like buns to be a cooked a little more than medium rear.

    Thanks, Michael! I wish I could track down the source for the original, but alas. I'm always impressed when I see "Precision" on a real bottom (usually it seems to be done with a hand-shaped paddle). And those Brits sure do love their canes. I tried to work in a Scottish tawse joke too, but I didn't think tawse marks would look distinctive.

    Thanks, Sweets! As cool as the original is, I'm happy that I could add something (at least for a particular audience).

  7. HAHAHA -- This is so creative; I love it!

  8. Thanks, Erica, and welcome to the site! I'm glad you enjoyed it and hope that you'll return.

  9. Types of spanked butts is priceless!

    Thanks for sharing

  10. Thanks, Hedone! This was a fun post to put together.

  11. I couldn't stop laughing at this, Dioneo! A masterpiece, indeed. I always wondered how the 'precision' was done, and it's one of my favorites, but 'interrupted', 'smileys' and 'the Van Gogh' are fabulous!

  12. Thanks, Katia! Sorry that I missed your comment the first time around. I'm very glad you enjoyed them.

    Thanks, R! The 'Van Gogh' didn't turn out as clearly as I'd hoped, but it's good for a laugh. The 'Precision' is indeed a tricky one--definitely need a skilled spanker for that to work.

  13. Just like a 'doctor's chart'. Every man who spanks a naughty lady, needs to check a 'female butt chart, to know what degree he has to chastise the naughty woman's naked rear end. Would'nt you agree?