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Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Types of Spanked Butts

Those of you who follow tushist Tumblrs probably have seen the
following image pop up on your feed:


But you may not have seen this one:

Cheers.

Credits:
  • Original image courtesy of Tush.  Author unknown.
  • "Types of Spanked Butts" composition by Dioneo Daspanca.
  • Splotch for "The Van Gogh" taken from "Red Poppies and Daisies" by Vincent Van Gogh.
Posted by Dioneo at 2:00 PM
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13 comments:

  1. AnonymousJanuary 12, 2011 at 3:25 PM

    That's a masterpiece, Dioneo. I wonder if I can attempt the "Smileys" on my "Standard Issue" behind?

    Another thing for the to-do list.

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  2. DrenchxoxoJanuary 12, 2011 at 4:59 PM

    lol @ medium rear and the Van Gogh

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  3. MichaelJanuary 12, 2011 at 11:31 PM

    Excellent, Dioneo. I have seen the first illustration before but as Pink says, the second is a masterpiece. I love "Precision" with the handprints, and "English" is very fitting with the stripes from a caning. Very public school.

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  4. KatiaJanuary 13, 2011 at 7:22 PM

    Thanks for the smile, these were great.

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  5. AnonymousJanuary 14, 2011 at 1:49 AM

    LOL! I agree with comment above -- Masterpiece! Love your updated chart. ;-)

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  6. DioneoJanuary 14, 2011 at 9:53 AM

    Thanks, Pink! I would think the the Smileys would take a bit more of a canvass than the Standard Issue provides. But I look forward to the report on your attempt!

    Thanks, Kirsti! Unlike steaks, I like buns to be a cooked a little more than medium rear.

    Thanks, Michael! I wish I could track down the source for the original, but alas. I'm always impressed when I see "Precision" on a real bottom (usually it seems to be done with a hand-shaped paddle). And those Brits sure do love their canes. I tried to work in a Scottish tawse joke too, but I didn't think tawse marks would look distinctive.

    Thanks, Sweets! As cool as the original is, I'm happy that I could add something (at least for a particular audience).

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  7. EricaJanuary 14, 2011 at 2:34 PM

    HAHAHA -- This is so creative; I love it!

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  8. DioneoJanuary 15, 2011 at 9:01 AM

    Thanks, Erica, and welcome to the site! I'm glad you enjoyed it and hope that you'll return.

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  9. AnonymousJanuary 18, 2011 at 5:18 PM

    Types of spanked butts is priceless!

    Thanks for sharing

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  10. DioneoJanuary 18, 2011 at 11:39 PM

    Thanks, Hedone! This was a fun post to put together.

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  11. AnonymousJanuary 22, 2011 at 7:10 PM

    I couldn't stop laughing at this, Dioneo! A masterpiece, indeed. I always wondered how the 'precision' was done, and it's one of my favorites, but 'interrupted', 'smileys' and 'the Van Gogh' are fabulous!

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  12. DioneoJanuary 22, 2011 at 11:44 PM

    Thanks, Katia! Sorry that I missed your comment the first time around. I'm very glad you enjoyed them.

    Thanks, R! The 'Van Gogh' didn't turn out as clearly as I'd hoped, but it's good for a laugh. The 'Precision' is indeed a tricky one--definitely need a skilled spanker for that to work.

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  13. sixofthebestMay 19, 2011 at 7:54 PM

    Just like a 'doctor's chart'. Every man who spanks a naughty lady, needs to check a 'female butt chart, to know what degree he has to chastise the naughty woman's naked rear end. Would'nt you agree?

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