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Saturday, October 9, 2010

Cooking Lessons: Leftovers

Here are a few image compositions that I put together for "Cooking Lessons."  I didn't use them in the essay mainly for lack of space, but also because they didn't turn out as well as I'd hoped.  Better compositions (in my opinion) can be found in Part 3 especially.

"Ya gotta find the sweet spot
on these rumps, boy."
Photo of Emeril Lagasse acquired from Google Images. Photo of bent over lady courtesy of Lupus Spanking. Composition by Dioneo Daspanca.

"Is she well done enough for you, sir?
Or shall I roast her some more?"
Photo of ladies from Muki's Kitchen. Wooden spoon acquired from Google Images. Composition by Dioneo Daspanca.

I didn't do anything to this last one, nor does it have anything to do with spanking, but if you haven't seen Rachael Ray "threading" corn, you definitely should.  You can find the video by googling "rachael ray corn porn".

Bon appetit!


  1. *Just. Too. Funny.

    Love these leftovers. Just as good as the main course.

  2. Thanks, Anonymous! I enjoyed the challenge in the preparation.

  3. I totally agree with Anonymous.
    Even your leftovers are tasty!

  4. Thanks, R! I hope our cuisine left you satisfied. ;)

  5. The girl on apples looks like being from "Muki´s Kitchen"

  6. Thanks, Angus! You're right, the photo is clearly from Muki's Kitchen. I must have gotten it from someone's Tumblr, because I don't remember encountering Muki's before (and I thought I'd seen just about everything on the 'net). Thank you for the tip!

  7. Rachel Ray needs to be warmed by a good spanking on her naked rear end. Or should we say "Her rump needs to be roasted, good and proper".