Monday Photo Haiku: Season of Giving

If Old Nick's jolly,

She gets a candy cane and

Placed on the Nice list.

Photo courtesy of 7 on the Hip via The Secret Smut of Eliza Jane Black. Original source unknown.

Monday Photo Haiku: Resolution Unresolved

I've eaten too much.

I must resist temptation...

On second thought, nah.

Happy belated Thanksgiving! I hope you all got stuffed one way or another.

Photo courtesy of Expo7000. Original source unkown.

Monday Photo Haiku (late again): Deliberating

A wise gentleman

Takes some time to map his course

When going to town.

Photo courtesy of Some Favorites. Original source unknown.

Monday Photo Haiku: Halloween Horny

Make fantasies real

On an eve when we can shed

Our everyday costumes.

Happy Halloween!

Photo courtesy of Costume Craze.

Monday Photo Haiku (late): Ye Goode Switch

The knight cedes his sword

At times, and the fair maiden

Gets to play the queen.

Sorry for missing the Monday post!

Photo courtesy of Pixel Acquarium.  Original source unknown.

Monday Photo Haiku: Her Plea

"Talk to me softly---

Nothing blisters my flesh more

Than your searing tongue."

Photo of Jessica by Some Favorites. Original source unknown, but probably from Real Spankings or an affiliate.

Monday Photo Haiku: Joy of Discovery

Stray outside the lines.

You never know what you'll find

Exploring new worlds.

Happy Columbus Day!

Photo courtesy of Erotic Inspiration, via Bluemotion. Original author unknown.

Monday Photo Haiku: All A Girl Wants

She wants her man to

Give her shiny new bracelets

And turn on the heat.

Photo by Val-Mont, via mono-girl.

Monday Photo Haiku: What I Did on My Summer Vacation

We've enjoyed fine meals,

Sunsets along the water,

And lots of fucking.

Photo courtesy of Photolubitel, via Breathless Thoughts. Original author unknown.

Dioneo is still on vacation. Rest assured that I will address all correspondence upon my return.

Monday Photo Haiku: Off to Antarctica

Time to taste the world!

I'm leaving on a jet plane.

Be back again soon.

Photo courtesy of The Sensual Starfish, via Seeks the Night.  Original author unknown.

Monday Photo Haiku: Lazy Adventures

I want to travel

Across the hills and valleys

Without leaving home.

Photo "Lady Libertine" courtesy of Frame Rate, via What Turned You on Today?

Monday Photo Haiku: Trembling Prelude

A heavy paddle

On her mind, her burden is

To suffer the wait.

Photo by Yuria, via Visual Clips.

Monday Photo Haiku: Rebuttal?

The critic signals

Her thoughts on your work of art.

Time to up your game!

Photo courtesy of Doc's "Special Treatment", via the Pink Papers.

Monday Photo Haiku: Nature Bound

My love of nature

Began that first time she asked

"Wanna play outside?"

Photo by CherriLady, via Palace of the Lustful Kitty.

Monday Photo Haiku: Tilling the Field

In the good old days,

Man had time to tend to her

And make her feel loved.

Photo courtesy of Some Favourites, original source unknown.

Monday Photo Haiku: Parable

Left and Right bickered.

The shit hit the ceiling fan,

Then they were grounded.

Photo by Ken Marcus, courtesy of Lynn Pops, via Submission Spanking.

Monday Photo Haiku: Summer Sweat

Nothing's hotter than

The damp limbs and musky lips

Of a girl in heat.

Photo courtesy of All Things Sexy, via Sexy, Nude, and Sometimes Lewd.

Monday Photo Haiku: Not Too Subtle

Somewhere in the tale,

Lips moistened, she figures out

What you have in mind.

Photo courtesy of Erooups, via Human Error.

Monday Photo Haiku: Puckered Canvas

She's primed and ready

To be painted with kisses

By your skillful hand.

Photo courtesy of Club Seventeen, via Déculottée.  Please note that, its name notwithstanding, Club Seventeen claims compliance with 18 U.S.C. Section 2257 (i.e. the subject of the photo posted here is at least 18).

Monday Photo Haiku: Would you like a taste?

Scents from her oven

Invite you for a warm meal.

Get it while it's hot.

Photo of Kami courtesy of Errotica Archives, via Painted Pants and Open Kitchen.