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Monday, February 28, 2011

Monday Photo Haiku: Flu, or something like it

No haiku today...
My body is a warzone.
I'll be back next week.

Mucus Max appears courtesy of whoever makes those dumb commercials.  I don't have the mental function to look it up right now.

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Fun with Memes #1

...because why the hell not?

Every spanker should have this poster on his wall as a reminder:

And maybe keep this one in his pocket for handy reference:

This one isn't really an internet meme...yet.


Monday, February 21, 2011

Monday Photo Haiku: Foamy Lips

The sea's foamy lips...
With reflection she's centered,
And getting quite wet.

Photo courtesy of Niente, via Yubioshi_Reblog.

Monday, February 14, 2011

Photo Haiku: Valentine's Day

Happy Valentine's—
In time your bodies degrade,
But your love need not.

Photo courtesy of It's Maui Bitch, author unknown.

Friday, February 11, 2011

Venting on a Valentine

I want to say that the sun struggles to pierce the clouds,
That it gasps at overcoming the hills,
All so its rays can reach you,
All so it can give a pleasant glow to your skin and hair,
The warm light that your beauty sure deserves;
But that I'm willing to get in its way,
Willing to block it all out,
Willing to eclipse the sun,
If that's what it takes to kiss you.

I want to say basically that,
But I want to say it with good meter and rhyme
Which is fucking hard.

Erato, muse of poetry,
Thou art a bitch.

Monday, February 7, 2011

Photo Haiku: Super Bowl Monday

Regrets from the bar...
Black coffee corrects one end,
Black suede the other.

Photo "Kat" by Damon Loble, via Tush.

Friday, February 4, 2011

I must be seeing things again...

The snow must be getting to me...
Or maybe it's being cooped up indoors...
Or having to navigate the icy roads...

Whatever it is, I have a pronounced desire to thoroughly spank the goddess of snow.  Have you seen that naughty Snowzilla?

  • Cloud photo courtesy of NASA's GOES-13 satellite.
  • Naughty girl photo used for bump map courtesy of Ciao Bella.
  • Composition by Dioneo Daspanca.

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Look at it this way...

When you get out of bed and the skin-piercing chill makes you regret it,
When you look out the window and the whitewashed street makes you squint,

When the door fights you as you try to leave,
When the sidewalk fights you as you try to walk,

When your stomach drops as your car doesn't start at first,
When your heart stops as your tires lose traction for a second,

When, in crawling traffic, you want to jump out of your car,
When, at your destination, you want only to stay in,

When the sight of snow makes your back hurt...

Remember that these snows replenish our lakes,
Remember that these snows protect the roots of our trees,

Think of the kids that will run wide-eyed into the abundance,
And think of the angels and astronauts who can marvel at the sight from the heavens.

Photo courtesy of NASA's GOES-13 satellite.