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Monday, December 19, 2011

Monday Photo Haiku: Season of Giving


If Old Nick's jolly,
She gets a candy cane and
Placed on the Nice list.

Photo courtesy of 7 on the Hip via The Secret Smut of Eliza Jane Black. Original source unknown.

Monday, November 28, 2011

Monday Photo Haiku: Resolution Unresolved


I've eaten too much.
I must resist temptation...
On second thought, nah.

Happy belated Thanksgiving! I hope you all got stuffed one way or another.

Photo courtesy of Expo7000. Original source unkown.

Thursday, November 10, 2011

Spankophilephilia: 25 Reasons Why Spankos are So Awesome (LOL 2011)


If you are a lurker here, then chances are you're a spanko as well. If not, then at least you're probably kinky enough to appreciate spankophilia from a distance (and if not, why are you here? the poetry?). Anyway, most spankos go through periods of self-doubt about their kink. Given that you've been lurking around here and other spanking sites without so much as a comment, my guess is that you're still searching for comfort with it all. I want to help—in the only way I know how.

When I get down and discouraged about my proclivities, I find it helpful to remind myself that spankophilia isn't just some DSM-IV-TR paraphilia, it's an awesome DSM-IV-TR paraphilia! So when I was looking for a way to show love to my lurkers, I decided to focus on what makes spanking so cool (or is it 'hot'...I can never keep track).

But then I realized spanking is an awesome practice (when consensual) only because spankos are awesome people. It's the folks, not the strokes. So I thought I'd show my love for lurkers by showing my love for spankophiles.  And so we have the list below.

Let me get a disclaimer out of the way. I rushed production of this post and was not able to research as much as I'd like. Inevitably, I probably have puns or jokes below that have appeared elsewhere (hell, I've certainly recycled a few of my own). If you've seen something before on another site and can send me a link, I'll be glad to credit prior art.

Without further ado, here are 25 reasons why spankos are so awesome:
  1. We're a touchy-feely bunch, and yet still sticklers for formality.
  2. We're the reason antique shops sell hairbrushes.
  3. We're strong advocates for personal responsibility.
  4. We have an attuned sense of rhythm and percussive dynamics.
  5. We have an intuitive understanding of the physics of collisions and waves.
  6. If a song lacks a strong backbeat, we'll provide one.
  7. We know there's more than one way to roast a butt.
  8. If there's whine at the table, then we know what'll be served after dinner.
  9. We can spout off acronyms as good as anybody.
  10. We know the sound of one hand clapping.
  11. We can think of at least two uses for just about anything with a handle.
  12. We understand the importance of clean underwear.
  13. If one of us is up a creek, there's probably a paddle around.
  14. We know that brats are best with toasted buns.
  15. We've built up a lot of tolerance from our experience.
  16. We know that when the going's about to get rough, it's best just to grin and bare it.
  17. If one of us will take a bow, another will be glad to belt out a number.
  18. We know that regardless of the color of a person's skin, it can always be made red.
  19. We're quite good at keeping a count.
  20. While we may still suffer heartache, we know how to deal with a pain in the ass.
  21. While we may still have skeletons in our closets, at least we keep our corners free of cobwebs.
  22. We never forget a birthday.
  23. We get to the bottom of every question, or at least we take a crack at it.
  24. We know that for any mistake, correction is always possible.
  25. We know that no matter how painful the event, there's always an end in sight.
So now what can you do, awesome spanko? Well, why do you think spankos are awesome? Contribute a reason of your own. Or just say hello!

This list was composed for Love Our Lurkers, a wonderful tradition started by Bonnie at My Bottom Smarts.  Love Our Lurkers is a chance for us bloggers to show our appreciation to those who read our site, but for whatever reason choose not to comment.  The other purpose, of course, is to encourage these lurkers to de-lurk: that is, to take the plunge and leave a comment.  So let me say that I am grateful for all the readers of my blog, be they participants or lurkers.  I hope that you enjoy what you find here.  If you lurk at Ecce Spanko, or are just stopping by now, please consider leaving a comment on this post and on any others you wish.  I consider most of my posts timeless, so there's no need to be hesitant about leaving comments on stuff I wrote a while ago.  In particular, I invite you to enjoy my entry for last year's LOL. Be sure also to visit the many other sites participating in LOL.

Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Monday Photo Haiku (late again): Deliberating


A wise gentleman
Takes some time to map his course
When going to town.

Photo courtesy of Some Favorites. Original source unknown.

Monday, October 31, 2011

Monday Photo Haiku: Halloween Horny


Make fantasies real
On an eve when we can shed
Our everyday costumes.

Happy Halloween!

Photo courtesy of Costume Craze.

Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Monday Photo Haiku (late): Ye Goode Switch


The knight cedes his sword
At times, and the fair maiden
Gets to play the queen.

Sorry for missing the Monday post!
Photo courtesy of Pixel Acquarium.  Original source unknown.

Monday, October 17, 2011

Monday Photo Haiku: Her Plea


"Talk to me softly---
Nothing blisters my flesh more
Than your searing tongue."

Photo of Jessica by Some Favorites. Original source unknown, but probably from Real Spankings or an affiliate.

Monday, October 10, 2011

Monday Photo Haiku: Joy of Discovery


Stray outside the lines.
You never know what you'll find
Exploring new worlds.

Happy Columbus Day!

Photo courtesy of Erotic Inspiration, via Bluemotion. Original author unknown.

Monday, October 3, 2011

Monday Photo Haiku: All A Girl Wants


She wants her man to
Give her shiny new bracelets
And turn on the heat.

Photo by Val-Mont, via mono-girl.

Monday, September 19, 2011

Monday Photo Haiku: What I Did on My Summer Vacation


We've enjoyed fine meals,
Sunsets along the water,
And lots of fucking.

Photo courtesy of Photolubitel, via Breathless Thoughts. Original author unknown.

Dioneo is still on vacation. Rest assured that I will address all correspondence upon my return.

Monday, September 5, 2011

Monday Photo Haiku: Off to Antarctica


Time to taste the world!
I'm leaving on a jet plane.
Be back again soon.

Photo courtesy of The Sensual Starfish, via Seeks the Night.  Original author unknown.

Monday, August 29, 2011

Monday Photo Haiku: Lazy Adventures


I want to travel
Across the hills and valleys
Without leaving home.

Photo "Lady Libertine" courtesy of Frame Rate, via What Turned You on Today?

Monday, August 22, 2011

Monday Photo Haiku: Trembling Prelude


A heavy paddle
On her mind, her burden is
To suffer the wait.

Photo by Yuria, via Visual Clips.

Monday, August 15, 2011

Monday Photo Haiku: Mastery


You master the skills
By playing with yourself. Plus,
You win everytime.

Photo courtesy of Banana Things, via Void*.

Monday, August 8, 2011

Monday Photo Haiku: Rebuttal?


The critic signals
Her thoughts on your work of art.
Time to up your game!

Photo courtesy of Doc's "Special Treatment", via the Pink Papers.

Monday, August 1, 2011

Monday Photo Haiku: Nature Bound


My love of nature
Began that first time she asked
"Wanna play outside?"

Photo by CherriLady, via Palace of the Lustful Kitty.

Monday, July 25, 2011

Monday Photo Haiku: Tilling the Field


In the good old days,
Man had time to tend to her
And make her feel loved.

Photo courtesy of Some Favourites, original source unknown.

Monday, July 18, 2011

Monday Photo Haiku: Parable


Left and Right bickered.
The shit hit the ceiling fan,
Then they were grounded.

Photo by Ken Marcus, courtesy of Lynn Pops, via Submission Spanking.

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Poster: Adulthood


Photo courtesy of PornPros, via Yankee Clipper.  Composite by Dioneo Daspanca.

Monday, July 11, 2011

Monday Photo Haiku: Summer Sweat


Nothing's hotter than
The damp limbs and musky lips
Of a girl in heat.

Monday, June 27, 2011

Monday Photo Haiku: Not Too Subtle


Somewhere in the tale,
Lips moistened, she figures out
What you have in mind.

Photo courtesy of Erooups, via Human Error.

Monday, June 20, 2011

Monday Photo Haiku: Puckered Canvas


She's primed and ready
To be painted with kisses
By your skillful hand.

Photo courtesy of Club Seventeen, via Déculottée.  Please note that, its name notwithstanding, Club Seventeen claims compliance with 18 U.S.C. Section 2257 (i.e. the subject of the photo posted here is at least 18).

Monday, June 13, 2011

Monday Photo Haiku: Would you like a taste?


Scents from her oven
Invite you for a warm meal.
Get it while it's hot.

Photo of Kami courtesy of Errotica Archives, via Painted Pants and Open Kitchen.

Monday, June 6, 2011

Monday Photo Haiku: Bratty Duet


Trouble comes in pairs.
Doubly shamed, they recall that
Class here starts at two.

Photo courtesy of Sir Cane.

Monday, May 30, 2011

Monday Photo Haiku: You're Welcome


Like a good neighbor,
She opens her doors and asks,
"Will you stay for lunch?"

Photo courtesy Michelle7, via Art or Porn?.

Monday, May 23, 2011

Monday Photo Haiku: Communication


Her struggle complete,
She waits nervously, hoping
He'd get the message.

Photo by Zoe Grayson, via Scandal Guy.

Thursday, May 19, 2011

On the contrary madam, I'll be heating up your butter forthwith!

I came across this lovely old tune this morning.  I don't know how much of a hit it was back in its day, but  it's definitely going into my Greatest Tushist Hits playlist.  Some sample lyrics follow the Youtube audio:
Everybody pinches me butter,
They won't leave me butter alone,
And nothing is better than butter
For keeping the old man at home.
Everybody thinks I'm old-fashioned
To sit on the things that are rationed,
You can pinch all me ham
And me plum and apple jam
But please leve me butter alone.
Isn't butter delicious?
Photo of girl licking girl courtesy of the 50 Lesbians, via the Pink Papers, and modified by Dioneo Daspanca.

Monday, May 16, 2011

Monday Photo Haiku: To a Friend


Congratulations!
May your marriage be replete
With love and spankings.

Photo coutesy of Lorem Ipsum, via Afterbeat.

Monday, May 9, 2011

Monday Photo Haiku: I wish I were a bicycle seat...


Let's dust off the bikes!
May I draft in your scent, and
Coast along your curves?

Photo courtesy of ErOOups.com, via Visual Clips.

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...there was some spankin' goin' on.

This afternoon at the local nerd council, one of my bespectacled comrades remarked that today was Star Wars Day. I admit that I plum forgot (I know, for shame. You can deduct points from my nerd score). Since there's still a couple of hours left, I figured there was still time to post something in celebration, so here you go...

"You are a part of the Rebel Alliance and a brat!"
If you enjoy spanko-nerd humor and have both a spanking and Star Wars fetish, you might want to check out a piece I posted a while ago: "Some Sunday Silliness."  

Happy Star Wars Day!
May the Fourth be with you!

Still from Star Wars and hairbrush acquired from Google Images.  Composite by Dioneo Daspanca.

Sunday, May 1, 2011

Merry Masturbation Month!



Hello, my name is Dioneo, and I'm a masturbator.

As you may already know, May is International Masturbation Month.  While I imagine most visitors to this blog celebrate year-round, I invite you to make a special effort throughout this month to show your appreciation to yourself.  Give yourself a hand--or a toy if that's how you roll--for May is a month where you celebrate you.

Original photo courtesy of Random Nudes, via Cantamar.  Modified by Dioneo Daspanca.

Thursday, April 28, 2011

In the News: You're not as deviant as you think (yeah, right...)

The New York Post recently profiled a soon-to-be-released book A Billion Wicked Thoughts, which analyzes Google search data to discern sexual proclivities.  The researchers basically argue that categories of fetish thought to be deviant (i.e. rare) among sex therapists are in fact quite common.  The Post's article, linked here, describes the findings in more detail and provides some critique.  I haven't read the book, so I'll reserve comment, but I thought my readers might like the heads up on this study, considering how deviant you all are. ;)

Monday, April 25, 2011

Monday Photo Haiku: Traditionally Bare


So why do we tend
To use piles of fine fabric
To bury treasure?

Photo courtesy of Clip, via Déculottée.

Friday, April 15, 2011

Monday Photo Haiku (on Friday): Feeling Nasty and Used


Act of submission
That leaves you in agony?
Paying your taxes.

Happy Tax Day!

I apologize to my readers and friends for my unanticipated hiatus these last couple of weeks. I hope to return to regular posting/commenting/chatting soon.

Photo courtesy of NickTheDick Reloaded, modified by Dioneo Daspanca.

Monday, March 21, 2011

Monday Photo Haiku: Spring at Last


Spring is here at last!
Let me savor your blossom,
Its sweet, crispy scent.

Photo courtesy of All Shapes and Sizes, via Daily Redhead.  Author unknown.

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Fun with Memes #2

...continuing on a theme—er, meme.


There's an old saying attributed to Socrates that goes:
Get not your friends by bare compliments,
but by giving them sensible tokens of your love.
So I think he'd agree with the following...



I think I got this next one from The Body Shop's annual report to shareholders...



There's something about this next one that I hope will give you a chuckle...


Credits:

Monday, March 14, 2011

Monday Photo Haiku: Topsy Turvy


Her morning unwrapped,
Kitten scratches at the floor,
Awaiting her mate.

Photo courtesy of Seeks the Night.  Original source unknown (focuus.com disabled).

Monday, March 7, 2011

Monday Photo Haiku: Shot


She pulls the trigger
And so captures an instant
Of sheer ecstasy.

Photo courtesy of The Depiction of Erotic Behavior, via Muffy's.  Author unknown.

Monday, February 28, 2011

Monday Photo Haiku: Flu, or something like it


No haiku today...
My body is a warzone.
I'll be back next week.

Mucus Max appears courtesy of whoever makes those dumb commercials.  I don't have the mental function to look it up right now.

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Fun with Memes #1

...because why the hell not?

Every spanker should have this poster on his wall as a reminder:



And maybe keep this one in his pocket for handy reference:

This one isn't really an internet meme...yet.


Credits:

Monday, February 21, 2011

Monday Photo Haiku: Foamy Lips


The sea's foamy lips...
With reflection she's centered,
And getting quite wet.

Photo courtesy of Niente, via Yubioshi_Reblog.

Monday, February 14, 2011

Photo Haiku: Valentine's Day


Happy Valentine's—
In time your bodies degrade,
But your love need not.

Photo courtesy of It's Maui Bitch, author unknown.

Friday, February 11, 2011

Venting on a Valentine


I want to say that the sun struggles to pierce the clouds,
That it gasps at overcoming the hills,
All so its rays can reach you,
All so it can give a pleasant glow to your skin and hair,
The warm light that your beauty sure deserves;
But that I'm willing to get in its way,
Willing to block it all out,
Willing to eclipse the sun,
If that's what it takes to kiss you.

I want to say basically that,
But I want to say it with good meter and rhyme
Which is fucking hard.

Erato, muse of poetry,
Thou art a bitch.

Monday, February 7, 2011

Photo Haiku: Super Bowl Monday


Regrets from the bar...
Black coffee corrects one end,
Black suede the other.

Photo "Kat" by Damon Loble, via Tush.

Friday, February 4, 2011

I must be seeing things again...

The snow must be getting to me...
Or maybe it's being cooped up indoors...
Or having to navigate the icy roads...

Whatever it is, I have a pronounced desire to thoroughly spank the goddess of snow.  Have you seen that naughty Snowzilla?


Credits:
  • Cloud photo courtesy of NASA's GOES-13 satellite.
  • Naughty girl photo used for bump map courtesy of Ciao Bella.
  • Composition by Dioneo Daspanca.

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Look at it this way...


When you get out of bed and the skin-piercing chill makes you regret it,
When you look out the window and the whitewashed street makes you squint,

When the door fights you as you try to leave,
When the sidewalk fights you as you try to walk,

When your stomach drops as your car doesn't start at first,
When your heart stops as your tires lose traction for a second,

When, in crawling traffic, you want to jump out of your car,
When, at your destination, you want only to stay in,

When the sight of snow makes your back hurt...

Remember that these snows replenish our lakes,
Remember that these snows protect the roots of our trees,

Think of the kids that will run wide-eyed into the abundance,
And think of the angels and astronauts who can marvel at the sight from the heavens.


Photo courtesy of NASA's GOES-13 satellite.

Monday, January 31, 2011

Photo Haiku: Elixir


Afternoon alone—
Sipping her most loved liqueur
From her fingers.

Photo by Sasha, via HUMAN_ERROR.