There's an old saying attributed to Socrates that goes:
Get not your friends by bare compliments,So I think he'd agree with the following...
but by giving them sensible tokens of your love.
I think I got this next one from The Body Shop's annual report to shareholders...
There's something about this next one that I hope will give you a chuckle...
Credits:
- Photo of two women courtesy of Sexy Little Things, via Naggisch (paddle added).
- Pie chart "Buyers of Bath Brushes" by Dioneo Daspanca.
- Photo of Katjia at chalkboard courtesy of Whipped Ass, via The Pink Papers. Composite by Dioneo Daspanca.
Best make sure that I am never up a creek.
ReplyDeleteI HATE bathbrushes...(just saying)
And the last one? I giggled when I saw it over at Miss Pink's, and I am still giggling...
Very cute.
ReplyDeleteLove photo one.
-H
Ha. I love the reference to "There's Something About Mary." You did a fantastic job with her hair.
ReplyDeleteI suspect your pie chart is right on. Although I'd be more specific and say "spankers". Not many spankees would voluntary buy such an implement of torture. :)
Nicely done, Dioneo!
LOL! Too funny!
ReplyDeleteThanks, Raven! We all find ourselves up a creek at some point. But we get by with a little help from our friends.
ReplyDeleteThanks, Hedone! Her expression got me hooked. Love the lip bite.
Thanks, Pink! Behind-the-scenes note: the hair is actually taken from the classic still of Miss Diaz from that scene (color is adjusted, though). Hm, several of the spankees I've talked to have 'fessed up to buying bathbrushes, or at least marveling at them in the store.
Thanks, Sweets! I'm always happy to give laughs.
I have to agree with Pink on this one. Spankees' pie chart should look something more like, bath brushes kept for the bath in the small wedge, and bath brushes "accidentally" burned for firewood in the large wedge.
ReplyDeleteYou are really quite clever...this is my first visit over (sorry, but my lifestyle of constant lust and spanking leaves me breathless!) and I adore your Haiku.
Emily
Thanks, Emily, and welcome to the site! I have a feeling that were a spankee to attempt to burn a bathbrush, something else would get set alight. ;)
ReplyDeleteThe best way to teach any naughty woman is by spanking her on the bare bottom, when she makes a mistake. Such as the naughty teacher was on the blackboard, as can be seen by the reddness of her naked rear end.
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