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Monday, August 15, 2011

Monday Photo Haiku: Mastery

You master the skills
By playing with yourself. Plus,
You win everytime.

Photo courtesy of Banana Things, via Void*.


  1. But it's much more fun to play with two!

  2. Nothing like a win before the big game.. Nice write...

  3. Nicely put. I have played a lot of chess and this opponent could beat me anytime. I mean I wouldn't mind losing the game.


  4. Thanks, Sweets! I wish you many many victories.

    Thanks, Lea! Indeed, adding another player doubles the fun. But during the offseason, one should keep practicing.

    Thanks, 1manview! Even better if it's a double-header.

    Thanks, CrankySpanker! Perhaps this is where the metaphor breaks: in chess, only one of the players can win.

  5. Checkmate to that naughty damsel in distress. For winning I wish to give her 'six of the best', with my pliable stinging cane, upon her voluptous bare bottom.