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Tuesday, November 30, 2010

High/Low Captions #2

Connoisseurs of the adult blogosphere know that the captioned photograph is a popular theme. (Or is that "meme"?) I've often enjoyed captioned photos as a reader and would like to incorporate them more into Ecce Spanko. But I'm so indecisive. As I look at any given photo, I can't decide whether to try to be poetic or cheeky. So I'll hedge my bets and hope that you'll enjoy at least one of my takes on each image.

Do you smile to tempt a lover, or because you're at her doorstep?
She's clearly an art lover--and with good taste.
When you put like that, it really does look like a self-portrait.
(If you don't get this joke, please google "mona lisa da vinci portrait")

In employ of a tyrant—and loving it.
I'll teach you never again to forget my mint at turndown!

Down the savannah, through the brush, and into the valley:
digital exploration by manual means.
I'm glad I'm not the only one who needs help finding it.



  1. LOL! These were all funny. I like both your cheeky and poetic captioned photos. Please keep both of them coming. ;-)

  2. These definitely brought a chuckle to my lips... which is always a great way to start the day off, yes? :-)

  3. These are gooooood!

    Two was my favorite, both takes but I must admit I was swayed by my strong attraction to the photo (and my fantasy to be in just that position).

    But "digital exploration" is great and then "I'm glad I'm not the only one who needs help finding it." Tickled me so, I laughed out loud.

    Thank you for sharing your brilliance and humor.


  4. You do poetic and cheeky both very well Dioneo.

    Too funny!

  5. Thanks, Sweets! These are fun to do, but really require the right photos to work. I guess that means more tumblring!

    Thanks, Ida! I agree, a laugh is the second best way to start the day. Can you guess the first?

    Thanks, Hedone! Yes, that second photo was lovely. That's a scene I'd certainly like to come home to after a long day.

    Thanks, Green Eyed Frenchy! I knew the third photo would be in this set as soon as I came across it.

    Thanks, Kirsti! Both styles have their own challenges, and both are a lot of fun.

  6. A naughty maid, always needs a dusting on her bare bottom, if she does not clean the room to the satisfaction of the guest. In my opinion 'six or more of the best, with a pliable stinging cane, would be perfect.