|"Worry not, dear readers!|
I will surely convey your
displeasure to this slacker!"
So shameful this blog that I've hosted,
Approaching a week since I've posted.
I haven't had time,
For spanko-themed rhyme.
It should be my butt that gets toasted!
In other words, I apologize that I have neglected you, dear readers. I hope that my current dearth of time and inspiration is short-lived and that I may soon return to posting regularly.